Says Who Live

R Kelly Bombshell Witness Testifies

The witness who was set to testify that she had a threesome with R Kelly and the underage victim seen on the sex tape finally went to the stand on Monday. Lisa Van Allen revealed that she did the threesome with the singer and the underage girl on 3 different occasions and identified the girl, as well as Kelly, on the videotape. She also claimed that Kelly’s business manager paid her and another man $20,000 each for the return of two of many sex tapes. To discredit her, the defense revealed that Van Allen did not contact prosecutors until earlier this year after having her boyfriend get into legal trouble. They also got her to confess that she stole a Rolex from Kelly. Just who is on trial here?

Blake begs Amy Winehouse for drugs

Junkie Blake Fielder-Civil has begged wife Amy Winehouse to secretly fund his drug habit behind bars.

The lowlife, 25, told fellow lags he had asked the singer to make payments into the bank account of another con, who would then pass him heroin. He is being held on remand on assault and trial-fixing charges at London’s tough Pentonville jail.

And a prison source revealed: “Blake’s addiction is just as bad as ever and he’s bragging about how he’s been asking Amy to help him get a fix. He showed us the bank details of a known dealer inside Pentonville and said he’d asked Amy to make regular wire transfers to this guy in exchange for heroin. Apparently he wanted each transfer to end in a single pound, so the dealer would know who the money came from.”

The asking price for each “wrap” is said to be £100; four times its street value.

And the source said: “Blake doesn’t care as long as he gets his hit. He’s prepared to put his wife at risk. It shows how desperate he’s become.”

Meanwhile Pentonville’s security chief Andy Watts has written to Blake’s solicitors warning: “There is strong and supported intelligence he is involved in attempting to smuggle drugs into the prison.”

Britney’s Fight Night

Pop wreck Britney Spears and constant companion Sam Lutfi got into a really ugly blowout last weekend. Britney and Sam drove up to the gate of her house when the fallen pop star suddenly jumped out of the car crying. Brit’s pap boyfriend Adnan Ghalib said that he got a frantic call from Britney to pick her up but when he got there, he was told in no uncertain terms that he was not allowed to enter the gate saying that the guards were under strict order from Sam to not let him in. Sam is acting more like a jealous wannabe boyfriend rather than a so-called manager. It’s not a pretty sight.

Emergency Response to Testify at Britney’s Hearing

I’m sure most of those firefighters, police, and paramedics hoped they’d seen the last of Britney. Not so fast, though….

All of those who responded to her home during her meltdown will have to testify Monday at her custody hearing. They were subpoenaed by K-Fed’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan.

As of right now, Britney is temporarily forbidden to visit her children. Monday’s court session will determine if that suspension will be continued. If so, she may not see them until April, when the actual custody trial starts.

Where was Alli?

With all the drama that went down at Britney Spears’ home on Thursday, people are scrounging for information on just who exactly was present and got to where the pop wreck was keeping little Jayden James. Everyone thought that it was Brit’s wannabe singer cousin Alli Sims who used a hammer to hack her way into the bathroom where Brit locked herself in with JJ. But it wasn’t her and that’s coming straight from Alli.

She tells Us “I absolutely was not there. And even if I was there I would not have banged down the door with a hammer, that’s not my style. I would have knocked!” Manners in the time of drama. Wow.

Britney Gets Wheeled Out

A lot of drama went down went Britney Spears pretty much staged a kidnapping of her own son. Police cars, ambulances and fire trucks were all over her home. When the drama inside the house finally came to an end, more drama went on outside when the pop wreck was wheeled out of her home by paramedics on a stretcher.

Britney was taken to Cedar-Sinai hospital on a ‘medical hold’ which is essentially a mental evaluation. Cops say she was found on Thursday seemingly under the influence of an unknown substance. Jayden James followed his mom’s ambulance in an ambulance of his own. Let’s hope that the small fry is ok. I could care less about Britney.

Amy Winehouse faces Life in Jail

It seems our troubled Amy Winehouse may have gone a little too far this time after police quiz her in connection with the suspected conspiracy to clear husband Blake Fielder-Civil on a GBH charge.

What’s even more worrying is that Amy is said to have made a suicide pact with husband Blake; saying that if they both receive large prison sentences they would rather die than be apart.

Scary. This is in a long line of evidence that the distraught diva is losing control. If police can connect her to the £200,000 plot then she faces a life sentence. Ouch. Watch this space…

Idol Shot Down by Troops

It looks like American Idol wannabe Jessica Sierra wouldn’t be doing any patriotic duties for Christmas. The pro-troop organization Move American Forward wants nothing to do with the currently jailed fallen idol. Pfft. No surprise there.

Jessica previously posted on her official website that she would be doing a holiday tribute concert for the troops arranged by MAF. However, since her arrest, the organization’s VP issued a statement regarding Jessica saying “It is quite obvious that Ms. Sierra needs to devote a great deal of time to putting her life back together. We wish Jessica Sierra all the best in her path towards overcoming her addictions, but that path does not include participation in the ‘A Song for Their Service’ concert.”

Lindsay Lohan’s Syringe Scum

All I can say to this one is, “Eww, gross!” Unless her agent comes back and says she has diabetes, then someone needs to investigate this mess.

Sources from the Shutters Hotes in Santa Monica report that Lindsey recently stayed there with her former boy-toy Riley Giles. Apparently neither of them is a neat freak because the cleaning staff found cigarette butts all over the room. Umm, it’s called an ashtray people – use it!

But the clincher is this – not only did they find butts all over the room, one housekeeper found a bloody syringe that one of the guests had left sitting on the bedside table. In the guest’s defense, it had been neatly placed on a room service tray. Pardon me while I throw up.

Ok, so hotel security came in the room to photograph the needle and then had to call and have someone dispose of it properly because it was considered hazordous waste.

LiLo, if you’re gonna shoot up, at least have the decency to dispose of the trash yourself. Blech!

Paris Hilton “Busted”

Paris Hilton is in the news again as the website Parisexposed.com recently re-released tons of footage from her personal sex tapes. Now most women would be mortified that these things have been aired to the public, but Paris seems more interested in regaining her tan after a fortnight travelling around Japan, Korea and China.

Fair enough. But in recent snaps, though she does look like golden honey on a stick; (the LA Glow I believe it is referred to), the top that she is wearing should show off her cleavage. Problem is…it’s gone. The huge bust that suddenly appeared a few months ago has just as suddenly disappeared. Is this possible? I can’t claim to know anything about plastic surgery but can you have a boob job trial run – 6 month money-back guarantee if you’re not fully satisfied? The mind boggles.

Lindsay Lohan Freaky

Looks like our stars don’t mean it when they say they are “clean”. After recently reporting clues that Amy Winehouse was up to no good with the white powder; our little Lindsay Lohan has been spotted looking “out of it” at a recent party.

The Mean Girls star has just completed a two-month stay in rehab and has been attending Alcoholic Anonymous meetings.  But sources claim that, at a party on 10th Nov, “She didn’t seem to know what was going on. She couldn’t comprehend anything.”

After being convicted on a DUI charge and being sentenced to the mandatory minimum 4 days, the Freaky Friday actress served just 84 minutes. No wonder celebs these days think they are better than ‘normal’ people. I know people who have served more than that for not paying their TV license on time!

Such talent and beauty. Wake up Lindsay, get your act together! Before your reputation is ruined for good…

Back to White – Amy Winehouse

It seems the “Back to Black” artist may not be so drug free after all. After 2 hours spent with a ‘mini-me’ fan; Amy Winehouse was snapped with what looked like cocaine residue on the inside of her nose.

The 24 year old claims to be drug free, but one onlooker quoted Amy as being “in high spirits” and “wide eyed” all evening. She was also an hour late beginning the show. So has the troubled singer returned to her wild ways? And is it such a big deal?

Of course narcotics are not exactly encouraged but if you saw a woman in your local shop in the same position you probably wouldn’t think twice, and it certainly wouldn’t make headline news. Is it really fair to drag it up just because she is a star?

Or is it because she is a star we should mention it – you know; influencing our children that sort of thing.

After last weeks story about her tour manager quitting; claiming doctor’s found heroin in his system after he inhaled it passively on the tour bus; maybe it is time Amy reconsidered her behaviour.

Britney’s Botched Lip

Court cases, failed drug tests, hitting parked cars, running over paps and a policeman are seemingly not enough of a bad rep for Britney Spears. Now, she’s also sporting around what looks like a botched lip job.

The pop wreck was spotted driving and texting in Beverly Hills on Wednesday with what looks like red, inflamed and infected-looking lips. Either Dr. Jan Adams worked on her too or her lipstick got mixed with poison ivy somehow.

While we can blame Restylane injections for her lips, who or what can we blame for the bad skin and ugly nails? Get yourself together Brit!

Vocal Coach To Geri: Your Voice Is Shit

Spice Girls tour is coming up and Geri Halliwell has decided she needs some extra help in the vocal department. That’s why she’s hire a vocal coach that doesn’t have great things to say about Halliwell’s vocal abilities. Her voice coach, Zoe Tyler, says, “Geri can’t sing live. She is s**t but she knows she is. At least she is realistic. Hey Hey Zoe wait a minute aren’t you being so harsh on her, like wait a minute, ok there are scores of females who can’t sing in the music world but just do not criticize some one to the extent that it might demoralize her. We need to show all of these singer how bad they so that they know where they actually stand in terms of ability. But criticism should always allow scope being constructive in the criticism, I mean you will only do harm if you go all out with the criticism, leave room where you can be telling her the short comings and then work to improve her voice.

Britney = Blasphemy

Britney Spears has already felt the wrath of her judge when it comes to her custody battle and now, she’ll have to feel the outrage of the Catholic Church.

Britney’s ‘Blackout’ album is controversial in itself because of the fallen pop star’s current state but a picture of her sitting on the lap of a priest in the booklet of the album has been called ‘the bottom of the barrel’ by the President of the New York-based Catholic League, Bill Donohue.

The New York Daily News even quoted Donohue saying “She’s not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she’s not responsible enough. Now we see she can’t even entertain.”

Heather Mills’ Fireworks Blamed For Neighbor’s Dog Death

Paul McCartney’s estranged wife Heather Mills has been blasted by a neighbor of her East Sussex, England home – for killing a pet dog with her extravagant firework display. Animal rights campaigner Mills threw a $200,000 birthday bash for daughter Beatrice on Saturday at her countryside estate – but the lavish party, complete with a $20,000 firework finale, is alleged to have caused neighbor Sandra Rowbury’s dog’s death. If the animal had such a reaction to stress it would have died from any previous display, not suddenly from hers. I do however think it very wrong of her to even have anything to do with a fireworks display, knowing (as everyone does) what stress it does give to all animals, the noise, everything. I despise people who cannot take that into consideration. What’s happened has happened and cannot be reversed but not just the celebs but all people in general should take that animals are very sensitive to high decibel noise and we are the ones who are creating noise pollutions not the animals around us.

Oprah Sorry for Abuse Scandal

Sometimes I think Oprah’s a little TOO mushy, but when I saw what she was doing for these girls, I really was touched. I think she’s sharing her wealth in many, many ways, both advertised and not. I’m sure she spends plenty of money on charitable causes here in the US. Such as the Katrina victims and others that I have heard mentioned on her show teasers. (I can’t watch her show as I am still at work when it comes on). Just because she’s spreading money in other parts of the world too doesn’t mean she’s not helping people here. And besides that…it’s her BILLIONS…she can do what she wants with it. As for the beauty salons Dave, if you had seen the special on the opening of the school, you would have seen the harsh back grounds these young girls came from. I don’t think having their hair and nails done is going to turn them into anorexic models, but it just might boost their self-esteem and give them a little more confidence in themselves.

Britney Spears Heading To Rehab

Troubled pop star Britney Spears is returning to rehab in a bid to win back her children, according to U.S. reports. The Toxic hit maker, 25, spent one month in the Promises Treatment Center in California in March this year after shaving her head. I think she’s doing the right thing for the wrong reason. She should be doing it to get better, not just for custody, I think she is missing the point here. She needs to admit she has a problem, face it and conquer it, then worry about the next step. Is she taking this seriously? If she is just going to the rehab to show the courts that she wants to clean up and then when she has the custody or some other arrangement in her favor she goes back on her troubled ways then she would be back to square one with the kids feeling insecure and leading a life thinking is their mom ok or why is she always acting different in a few minutes sometimes happy and other times wacky.

Britney Spears Loses Custody Of Her Sons

I think that we all have one life to live, and we have a responsibility to take care of the children that, we most often chose to have. I don’t think that Brittany has come to the realization yet that she has the power to shape and change those two children’s lives forever. That what she’s doing doesn’t just affect her anymore. When they are grown they will look at her and say, “Why didn’t you love ME enough to come home and act like a parent.” And I think her answer would be,” I don’t think I loved ME enough” to even begin to take on that task. WE all can criticize her behavior, but I would probably bet that most of us at one time or another have been where that girl is at! It’s just that most of us did it before the age of 25, and not on national television. It is Truly sad that someone with SO much talent, and such a Voice, that has the ability and the circumstance to effect millions of people is self destructing right before our eyes, and there is nothing we can do about it. I pray for her and her family!

Nicole Simpson Told James Woods She Was Unhappy Married To OJ

James Woods wasn’t surprised when he heard reports O.J. Simpson had allegedly killed his wife Nicole because she had confided in him at a charity dinner. If it was all that bad then why in the hell did she stay with him that long and have a family with him. She was just in for what he had at that time and she knew the money was her need. From dating and dinners she knew that once she was married to him for his money, he would soon know of her intentions and the bad things and fighting would start, but she was ready to risk all for the money. And whatever habits she had he could afford it and more. She just got where she wanted to with someone else and there were younger too. Now tel me what man want take that you heart!