Madonna was recently quoted in saying “Every time I do a show, I die a little bit, but no shit is worth dying unless you’re willing to die for it.” For the most part, you can really see how passionate she is about her work and how much of herself she’s putting into it. On the other hand, maybe she’s taking it too far. Some people may see how she looks like now, an empty shell of herself, and think that maybe that’s the reason. Maybe she needs to take a bit of a break and take care of herself first before letting a piece of herself die again. The world is not ready to lose Madonna.

I guess she was really hard up for some booze because Amy Winehouse couldn’t stay inside. Since she was on “house arrest”, no one would let her go get wasted. So, she took it upon herself to find a way.

Amy ran out of her home and hijacked a convertible full of girls, begging them to take her to a pub. There, she got trashed and sat until Daddy Winehouse came to drag her out. He took her home, and a guard was posted at the door to make sure she didn’t leave and make sure no crack dealers came in.

Poor Amy…she’s just a skank nasty ho with too much money.

Celine Dion obviously didn’t learn recycling and conservation in school because she’s passing enough water in a Florida home to fill a 50-gallon bathtub – every four minutes. Utility records in a South Florida show that a property owned by her company Renlec Management used 6.5 million gallons of H2O last year. The Palm Beach Post reports that most residential users in the same county use around 100,000 gallons per year. If you do the math, Celine uses 65 times as much water as the people next door. What the heck is she using all those water for? Is her house just one big giant pool?

At a New York press conference on Tuesday, the super group Police announced that they will play their final concert ever in New York City in August with an exact date to be announced later. The final show will be a fundraiser with proceeds going to the production of arts programming for New York’s public TV stations Thirteen/WNET and WLIW New York. The band also announced that they will donate $1 million to NYC Mayor Bloomberg’s MillionTreesNYC initiative to plant trees all over the city. This has perfect timing if you consider the charity scandal that Sting is involved in.

Kylie Minogue says she may never settle down and have a family.

The singer, who beat breast cancer, does dream about a permanent relationship and a family.

But she admits: “On other days, I think perhaps this is not right for me. I never had the feeling of a conventional marriage. It comes down to how much love you have in you – and if you are ready to give that love.”

Kylie, 40 next month, denies she is seeing old flame Olivier Martinez, 40.

Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Chris Martin are very happy together, says the actress’ mother.

Blythe Danner has dismissed reports the couple are going through a bad patch, and says they are still very much in love.

Blythe said: “I’ve never seen two happier parents and people. Happy, happy people. I don’t get it.”

Blythe also quashed rumours Gwyneth is planning to quit Hollywood and focus on raising the couple’s two children, three-year-old daughter Apple and one-year-old son Moses.

The ‘Meet the Parents’ star said: “People are saying Gwyneth isn’t going to go back to work, which is a lot of BS too. She very much wants to go back to work. She’s a great, wonderful actress. But motherhood is very important to her, as it was to me, and she’s finding the balance. And it’s hard to find that balance.”

The couple have been spending a lot of time apart recently as Chris has been holed up in different recording studios working on the new Coldplay album ‘Viva La Vida’, while Gwyneth was busy filming new movie ‘Iron Man’.

Junkie Blake Fielder-Civil has begged wife Amy Winehouse to secretly fund his drug habit behind bars.

The lowlife, 25, told fellow lags he had asked the singer to make payments into the bank account of another con, who would then pass him heroin. He is being held on remand on assault and trial-fixing charges at London’s tough Pentonville jail.

And a prison source revealed: “Blake’s addiction is just as bad as ever and he’s bragging about how he’s been asking Amy to help him get a fix. He showed us the bank details of a known dealer inside Pentonville and said he’d asked Amy to make regular wire transfers to this guy in exchange for heroin. Apparently he wanted each transfer to end in a single pound, so the dealer would know who the money came from.”

The asking price for each “wrap” is said to be £100; four times its street value.

And the source said: “Blake doesn’t care as long as he gets his hit. He’s prepared to put his wife at risk. It shows how desperate he’s become.”

Meanwhile Pentonville’s security chief Andy Watts has written to Blake’s solicitors warning: “There is strong and supported intelligence he is involved in attempting to smuggle drugs into the prison.”

Britney Spears’ chauffeur drove to UCLA Medical Center on Monday to pick up two doctors from the emergency entrance and drove them to the fallen pop stars home. But don’t fret, it’s not bad. Sources say that the two doctors are Brit’s personal shrink and a court appointed doctor who had a pre-planned visit with her. The meeting has been scheduled for a week, so contrary to the rumors, there was no crisis with Brit again. This is proof that Britney is complying with court orders and treatment schedules. She’s on the road to getting better! Yay! Poppa Spears is a miracle worker!

Umm, maybe not. In the new issue of Allure, Kate Beckinsale talks about her love life and what she believes to be her best physical feature.

She says, “I was called a slut when I split up with Michael (Sheen) and began seeing Len (Wiseman), but I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have ever seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”

Tomb? That makes it sound all dusty and cobwebish to me. Then she goes on to proclaim that her tomb is her best physical asset. Umm, ok….

If you’re tuning into the pop wreck scene, the question on everyone’s mind is if Britney Spears is getting any better. I’m still not sure what the answer is but al signs are pointing to a yes. Britney, whom I hope is still getting treatment for her so-called mental illness, was recently spotted with her mom Lynne as they were shopping in Los Angeles on Tuesday. The once estranged mother-daughter team bonded over clothes at the Miss Sixty store on Melrose before heading over to the Millennium Dance Studios in the Valley.

It’s all looking good for Britney. Let’s hope she really does get back on track.