Did you make it to the box office to see Paris’ movie “The Hottie and the Nottie”? Umm, me neither.

Apparently there weren’t all that many people who did. The romantic comedy starred Paris, Joel David Moore, and Christine Lakin. On Friday, the movie only brought in $9000 on 111 screens.

Seems like people were more ineterested in fools like Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey. Their movie Fools Gold brought in $7.65 million on 3125 screens.

With two superstar parents, it’s only natural that the children of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith would catch the acting bug. 9 year old Jaden has already made his Hollywood debut in The Pursuit of Happyness. Now, it’s 7 year old Willow’s turn. See her December 14 in I am Legend.

Smith says of his children, “Jaden is Johnny Depp. He just wants to do good work…He loves acting, he just wants to make good movies. And Willow is Paris Hilton. Willow wants to be on tv!”

He goes on to clarify, “You don’t work with Willow. You work FOR Willow.”

Kudos to Will and Jada for making their children be professional by auditioning for their films instead of just requesting favors. At least they are doing what they can to keep them somewhat grounded.

Can you help but think these kids are adorable?

Paris Hilton is in the news again as the website Parisexposed.com recently re-released tons of footage from her personal sex tapes. Now most women would be mortified that these things have been aired to the public, but Paris seems more interested in regaining her tan after a fortnight travelling around Japan, Korea and China.

Fair enough. But in recent snaps, though she does look like golden honey on a stick; (the LA Glow I believe it is referred to), the top that she is wearing should show off her cleavage. Problem is…it’s gone. The huge bust that suddenly appeared a few months ago has just as suddenly disappeared. Is this possible? I can’t claim to know anything about plastic surgery but can you have a boob job trial run – 6 month money-back guarantee if you’re not fully satisfied? The mind boggles.

Paris Hilton spent her Thanksgiving in a quite un-American way, touring Shanghai, China, for the MTV Style Awards.

She spent a great deal of time shopping along the Bund waterfront, even taking a break to try on several dresses by Chinese designer Lu Kun, who is one of Shanghai’s hottest fashion designers.

At one point, Paris stopped for a press conference in front of the Hyatt on the waterfront, one of Shanghai’s newest landmarks. She said, “Shanghai looks like the future!”

Another highlight of her trip was a stop at Yu Yuan Garden where she sampled Shanghai’s steam buns and flower tea.

Today was part of a two day tour planned for Paris. On Friday, the heiress turned reality star turned author turned singer turned perfume deigned heads to the awards celebration for Chinese style and fashion.

Forget the turkey - pass the duck a la Shanghai!

I hate to agree with Paris, but I think she’d be perfect for a movie version of “Dallas.” It’s going to be a steaming pile anyway, why not go all out? Cast Lohan and Britney too. Might as well, it’s not like they’re casting “Hamlet.” Also, I like her dress. When she’s not dressed like a hooker, she cleans up OK. If this makes anyone feel better about her impending visit to Africa, there are more plane crashes in sub-Saharan Africa than anywhere else in the world because all their airplanes are raggedy-assed, as are their airports and most African countries have cruddy or nonexistent air traffic control. Shit crashes there all the time. So if she actually goes there, she has a better than usual chance of dying in a plane crash. …I’m rather sick of hearing about this skunk but like Anna Nicole you just can’t help but read. I’d be elated if she died one morning choking on her lucky charms but we all know she doesn’t eat… Food that is. They’d find her dead after choking on cock. Hopefully it’d all be on video. Oh that’s right, she’s ‘changed’.

Singer/actress Jennifer Lopez has defended troubled stars Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, insisting the pressures of fame are responsible for their recent personal problems. Lopez believes the party-loving young celebrities are struggling to cope with being in the public eye the whole time. Yes I think she is correct the fact that these celebrities have to live their life under the constant vigil and scrutiny on the public eye and the harassment meet out to them by the media when ever there is an issue that is blown out of proportion. We all party like mad but ya most of us do not do drugs and all that shit that they get involved but yet I think it’s a heavy price that these celebs are having pay for their fame. Gradually the Paris and Brit and Lindsay story will become old and repetitive for the media and once they have new scrape goats these girls will be forgotten.

Paris Hilton stopped traffic recently with the launch of her own clothing line. On Thursday in Los Angeles she launched her new line at a fashionable boutique. The crowd grew so big that police had to be called in to control the masses that swarmed in for a glimpse of the heiress. A lane of traffic had to be closed on Robertson Boulevard to allow for thousands of fans trying to get close to the “Simple Life” star. When asked about her clothing line consisting of shoes, shirts and jeans she says that it’s fun, bright and flashy. She even took a moment to play up the angle that it was affordable. I’m sure there are many people who may actually care about a clothing line by Paris Hilton. My question is, where are all the proceeds going? I would certainly hope she is donating a portion to charity or something. We all know that she’s not exactly hurting for money.

How long did we expect Paris Hilton to remain good and reformed for? She was off to a great start but has since fallen into more drama typical for the heiress. She is currently denying reports that witnesses saw her smoking marijuana at a Hollywood night club. She was with Cisco Adler, the ex-fiancé of a close friend of Hilton’s. How incredibly trashy is that? Paris Hilton’s rep is speaking out to the public insisting that she was not in any way smoking pot that night. When she was released from jail she told Larry King that she had never done drugs in her life. Yeah right. If anyone believes the ridiculous things that come out of her mouth they must be as bad as her. Of course she has done drugs and I’m sure she was that night. The fact is, it really isn’t anybody’s business anyway but Paris is too ashamed to say so. It’s better to just be honest and say so what rather than deny it when we all know it’s a lie.

Criss Angel hasn’t been having the best of luck with the press in recent weeks. Rumors have been flying surrounding the divorce dispute with his estranged wife Joanne Sarantakos. He had been linked to Cameron Diaz and both the illusionist and the actress denied their involvement. The latest story leaking out among the tabloids is that Angel is dating heiress Paris Hilton. He calls the allegations “laughable” and says that the press will do anything to pair you up with anyone. He spoke with Larry King about the false statements saying he realizes that with success comes this type of thing. Although he makes it sound like such a hassle I’m thinking that this pretty boy is actually enjoying the attention a lot. Criss Angel might be known for a lot of things but I haven’t noted modesty to be one of them. And if he was the magician he claims to be, couldn’t he just make all of the trouble disappear? Or himself at least? That’s not going to happen as long as the spotlight is on him.

If we weren’t already surprised enough by Paris Hilton the jailbird diva now has two nominations to celebrate. She received two nominations for the 2007 Teen Choice Awards including Best Female Reality Star. That sure is no joke. At least they didn’t try to credit her for her talent. The thing that really stands out here is that it’s the teens that will be choosing the winner and if Hilton wins, what does that say about what kids think about her and what she has done? Any teenager who is thinking Paris is some kind of role model is clearly not being properly educated. Drinking and driving is not a joke and hopefully the fact that she flounces out of three weeks jail time off to Hawaii and awards shows isn’t too misleading when it comes to reality. The awards will be August 26th. Paris should be able to attend if she doesn’t breach her probation.