Lothario comic Russell Brand joked he wanted to drug Megan Fox, be a “shoulder to cry on” for Katy Perry and bed Lady GaGa – even if she was an hermaphrodite – as he hosted the MTV Video Music Awards.
The cheeky Brit had GaGa laughing out loud as he told the audience: “If you haven’t worked it out by now, yeah I’m trying to **** her.”
Referring to rumours the Poker Face singer could be an hermaphrodite after a recent fake penis stage stunt, he added: “And if I pull her leotard to one side and find something a little extra there, I will just make it stiff and hang my hat on it.”
GaGa seemed to see the funny side, although Katy Perry and Megan Fox didn’t look too impressed with Brand’s risqué gags when the cameras cut to them while he was on stage.
Brand joked about movie beauty Megan: “She has admitted she is a little bit cuckoo upstairs and I have trained in psychiatry.
“So Megan, if you do have a little dizzy spell love, I could probably drop you a little pill.
“You can go and have a lie down in my dressing room.
“You might get some crazy dreams about being visited by a scarecrow, a perfumed weirdo leaning over you. But let me tell you, that’s a common side-effect. Megan, take your medicine.”
Brand ended the show by saying: “Obviously I’m supposed to say music is the real winner tonight. But Katy Perry didn’t win an award and she is staying in the same hotel as me so she’s going to need a shoulder to cry on. So in a way I’m the real winner tonight.”
Sex bomb Kim Kardashian has admitted she has a “girl crush” on scorching hot Megan Fox.
The reality TV beauty even turned up to the Los Angeles premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen in a special attempt to catch a glimpse of FHM’s sexiest woman in the world.
“Megan Fox is so hot,” Kim, 28, told Entertainment Tonight. “She is, like, my girl crush – and I don’t have girl crushes!”
Kim, who dates NFL star Reggie Bush, gushed: “That’s really the only reason I’m here. I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.”
Transformers star Megan Fox has admitted she is more of a comedian than a sex symbol.
Megan, 23, stars alongside Shia LaBeouf, also 23, in the new action flick.
She is regularly compared to Angelina Jolie, 34, and the star said she doesn’t think she is that similar to the actress.
She said: “I think there is a slight lack of creativity from the media on that one. I get that I’m tattooed and I have dark hair, but she is like a living tigress.
“She’s this angular, very sexual, aggressive woman. She’s like a warrior princess. People try to sell me as that, like I’m a femme fatale, but I’m not.
“I’m actually really silly. I’m more of a comedian than I am a sex symbol.”
Actress Megan Fox – tipped to become the new Lara Croft – has denied she is similar to Angelina Jolie, who played the video game heroine in two films.
Fox, 23, who stars in the new Transformers movie, said she is “more of a comedian than a sex symbol” and called Jolie, 34, a “living tigress” and a “sexual, aggressive warrior princess”.
She also said that despite her model looks, she wasn’t “overly confident” and that she isn’t a “femme fatale”.
Recently she has dated actor Brian Austin Green – but now says: “I’m currently what you would call single.”
Speaking on Australian radio, she dismissed the comparisons between her and Jolie, saying: “I think there’s a slight lack of creativity on the media’s part with that one.
“I guess that I’m tattooed and have dark hair make it possible.
“But she is like a living tigress, she’s like this angular, very sexual, aggressive warrior princess.
“People try to sell me as that, like I’m a femme fatale, but I’m actually really silly and really like more of a little comedian than a sex symbol.”
