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Beyonce Kicks Lindsay Lohan Out

Lindsay Lohan hosted F1 Rocks in Singapore and the actress requested the biggest and the best of the house dressing rooms. However, so did Beyonce. All was well and good for Lindsay who claimed the room even though it was assigned to the singer until Beyonce showed up last Saturday with her entourage of 70 and had her security team order Lindsay to get to stepping. Beyonce demanded a mini gym and slimming shakes for the room as well as champagne and vodka for her company. What the diva wants, she gets – and she sure as heck didn’t want Lindsay anywhere near her.

Lindsay Lohan’s house assaulted

It seems that Lindsay Lohan’s home in Los Angeles was the scene of an attempted burglary recently. An alarm went off at her property and police were called to investigate. An officer had this to say about the incident: “It was an attempted burglary. No property was taken. There was evidence that someone tried to get in her house, but there’s no evidence that they actually got inside or removed any of her property.” It looks like Lindsay Lohan should really consider going to London now… maybe that was the whole purpose of this little event: simply to give her a small nudge in a certain direction.

Lindsay Lohan’s date add

After her recent split from DJ Samantha Ronson, it looks like Lindsay Lohan wants to put herself on the “market” once more… either that, or she’s going through the five stages of grief very, very violently. Lindsay Lohan posted a sort of a date add video on funnyordie.com in which she says things like “recently single… I think” or that she’s looking for someone to spend the rest of her life with “or the rest of probation with”. I think it’s the stages of grief actually, Lindsay Lohan seems to be going through a rough spot and she may very well end up in the electroshock ward if she keeps it up this way. Such a loss!

Lindsay Lohan’s New Movie Not Headed For The Theaters

Lindsay Lohan has more reasons to be nervous these days that her luck might just run out. To her dismay, her newest movie “Labor Pains” would not be shown in theaters after all. Her fans, if she still has them, would not have to spend a few bucks watching Lindsay Lohan on the big screen because they can watch her right in their living rooms. Labor Pains will instead premiere on the cable channel in July 2009 and will also be released in DVDs on August.

The film Labor Pains, which completed production in August last year, would have been an ego boost to Lindsay Lohan considering she has not starred in a movie since “Chapter 27″ was shown in 2007. A source however said the movie will hit theaters internationally but did not reveal any release date. Lindsay Lohan is however eyeing a new romantic comedy movie opposite Nick Cannon so her fans might want to watch out for that. That is, if they will still be around after Lindsay Logan blamed her fans for her lack of work saying her sicko fans are so distracting.

Samantha Ronson’s and Lindsay Lohan’s latest brawl

The apparently highly strained couple had yet another argument recently, only this time it got so bad that the police were called… but, Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan supposedly refused to let them in and just kept screaming at each other, furiously enough that they determined the officers to call for backup. A source also said this about the latest argument: “One of the windows on the side of the house was completely shattered, like someone had thrown something through it. You could see the shards of glass on the cement walk below.” It seems that the cat-fight is on again… sadly, it will probably end in Samantha Ronson’s favor as Lindsay Lohan may very soon be going for a trip to jail due to the recent arrest warrant issued on her name. But until that moment comes… who’s got the popcorn?

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at it again

The famous couple have apparently hit another rough spot in their time together as they were overheard arguing at Samantha Ronson’s home in Hollywood. A source said: “The noise was pretty frightening. It was the two of them screeching at one another, and you could hear stuff being banged around too – it sounded like a lovers’ quarrel, but a pretty bad one!” The catfight begins again, place your bets, place your bets! Oh well, this is all in the days work as can you could say for most couples but in Lindsay Lohan’s and Samantha Ronson’s case it does seem to get a bit too physical. Oh well, nothing to do now but wait for the “kiss and make up” bit now.

Lindsay Lohan is in denial

A source, and I have to ask myself who these so-called sources really are, has made yet another shocking statement that will further perpetuate this little news gold mine called “the break-up of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson”. Here is the statement: “Sam broke up with Lindsay but she is completely in denial about it.” This explains everything! Now the show can go on and on. I’m curious what Lindsay will have to say about this one, but here’s what I really think happened: this was whole a set-up by the Government in order to have a strong, valid argument to support not legalizing homosexual unions. That must be it!

Lindsay Lohan says no to lesbian tag

Lindsay Lohan does not deny her relationship with Samantha Ronson but she does not want to be classified as a lesbian. So would bisexual be more appropriate? She says “Maybe.” Lindsay’s Harper bazaar Magazine cover for December has once again placed her in the limelight, more particularly her sexuality. Lindsay and Samantha are an item and have been see around and while she does not specifically mention Sam’s name, Lindsay admits she is seeing a wonderful person whom she loves.

In her Harper interview, Lindsay said what is important is believing in what you one to do and not being afraid of who you want to be no matter if you prefer a boy or a girl. There are rumors that Lindsay and Sam are tying the knot and her dad does not have any qualms about it except that he will definitely not give her away. Lindsay’s dad said his daughter knows his beliefs and will probably not ask him to give her away in marriage if she does get married to Sam.

Lindsay has already admitted she has a lesbian lover when she turned 22. It is already out in the open that she is playing house with Sam who is a musician and is the sister of music producer Mark Ronson. Sam is also open about their relationship and has even posted their intimate photos (READ: kissing) on MySpace.

Short of being tolerant, Ms. Lohan’s close family and friends said Lohan’s wild ways seems to have been curbed thanks to her girlfriend Sam.

Congrats to the Couple? Samantha and Lindsay Lohan

After making us endure many months of suffering Samantha and Lindsay Lohan have finally made it official! The happy couple called in Sunday night to Loveline to speak with DJ Stryker about DJ AM’s plane crash.
Stryker concluded the segment by asking how long the two have been together.
Lindsay replied with, “A very long time.”
Cute! Until her publicist destroys our little happiness.
Predictably (unfortunately), Lindsay’s mouthpiece, Leslie Sloane-Zelnik, claims that her client is not a lesbian.
If this is true, then what the hell was that little confession on Loveline?
The rep says that Lindsay was just playing along and that LezLo and saMAN are just friends. Really really close friends.
We’ve all heard that before. Can’t they come up with something new?
Or maybe Lindsay is just waiting for People to pay for her confession.
Lindsay Lohan should take to her blog once and for all and just tell people the truth.

Lindsay Lohan – Another Publicity Stunt or Love?

Although still rumors but strong ones that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are soon getting married!!!

I am still wondering whether it is really love or just another publicity stunt.

The rumors acquired pace when Miss Samantha Ronson herself narrated in one of her gigs, “By the end of this year [Lindsay] will be Mrs. Ronson.”

Lindsay’s rep was swift to deny and said, “They lie,” but I still somehow think that there is something fishy in this one.

The “Mean Girls” babe Lindsay Lohan is yet to show her cards.

Whatever happens? Whether they marry or not, the stars of today’s Hollywood understand the importance of publicity and money saving more than any previous time.

Who needs to throw bags of money to the publicists when they can get more publicity without spending a penny?

They should at least pay some funds to the paparazzi.

Just for keeping them on top of charts!!!

Michael Lohan blames Samantha for spoiling Lindsay Lohan

Why the stars can not settle their personal disputes at home? Or is it just another way to gain popularity and stay in the news?
Recently the “Mean Girls” star Lindsay Lohan became even meaner when she had lashed her father Michael by calling him a “public embarrassment” and a “bully”. She also said, “He’s out of control!”
It was particularly in response to her father’s comment about Lindsay’s girlfriend Samantha Ronson, in which he blamed Sam of “using” his daughter to make money off of a tell-all book.
Michael Lohan has also responded furiously while talking to the ABCNews. He said, “Who’s out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break.” Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins…She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie.”
He added, “I go to church, I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control?”
He also thrashed his wife, “Dina’s a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay’s good side instead of being a good parent.”

Mark Ronson’s Girl Sings on Lindsay

Mark Ronson’s DJ girlfriend Daisy Lowe, the daughter of Bush front man Gavin Rossdale and British singer turned designer Pearl Lowe sang on Lindsay Lohan’s gay love affair. Daisy has reportedly said that her music producer boyfriend approves of the relationship between his sister Samantha and Lindsay. She says “I met Lindsay and Sam for the first time during the weekend before the Coachella festival. Sam is an amazing girl. The four of us had a brilliant time – a real laugh. Lindsay is really down to earth. Her and Sam make a lovely couple – they seem really happy. Their relationship is totally genuine. And they’re just so sweet together.”

Lindsay Lohan: Sam and I are in love

Lindsay Lohan has confirmed her gay relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson is the real deal. The couple have become inseparable since the turn of the year but have never gone on record to say they are an item – until now.

Speaking at her 22nd birthday celebrations, Li-Lo lavished praise on her special someone. Lindsay said: “I just wanna live a happy healthy year, continue on the path that I’ve been on and be with the person I care about. And my family.”

Samantha has since posted a picture of the couple kissing on her MySpace page.

Lindsay Lohan says Ronson calmed her down

Lindsay Lohan credits alleged girlfriend Samantha Ronson with calming her down.

The ‘Mean Girls’ actress – who spent a two-month stint in rehab last year for drink and drug addiction – enjoys a close relationship with the DJ and says she never feels like partying when she is with Samantha.

Lindsay, who refuses to comment on speculation Samantha is her lover, said: “She’s an amazing friend. I can have a great time just having a quiet meal with her. I feel like I don’t need anything else.”

Lindsay and Samantha – who embraced each other when the DJ visited the actress on the set of her new movie ‘Labor Pains’ – spent an evening with British singer Lily Allen on Monday night. The ‘Smile’ singer is in the US to finish work on her second album and the trio dined together at Los Angeles restaurant Il Sole.

Lily – who knows Samantha after working with her producer brother Mark Ronson – said: “I came back to the hotel about seven and went straight to dinner with my number one fan. We went to this place called Il Sole, the food was amazing. I love truffles big time and they didn’t disappoint. Samantha brought along a rather famous friend – and about 50 million paparazzi.”

Lindsay Lohan Channels Marilyn Monroe for Nude Shoot

I’m not sure who decided that Lindsay Lohan was the next Marilyn Monroe, but someone chose her to recreate Marilyn’s famous nude photo spread for Bert Stern. Stern himself took the photos of Lindsay between the sheets.

Linsday, who is 21, took the place of then 36 year old Marilyn. Lindsay said, “I was comfortable with [being nude].”

Umm, it’s a good thing, considering we’ve seen it all before!

New Addiction for Lindsay Lohan, SEX!

It may be great news that after a stint in rehab Lindsay Lohan was successful in dropping her addiction to booze and drugs; but according to her ex boyfriend she soon found a new addiction.

This one is not so dangerous to her health though. At least it wasn’t last time I checked.

Snowboarder Riley revealed Lindsay was addicted to marathon sex sessions, labelling her an insatiable nymphomaniac. Describing the first time they made love, Riley revealed: “I couldn’t believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked. We’d barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other’s clothes off. Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round. She has great curves but her belly is nice and flat and toned. We couldn’t get enough of each other.”

So girls the unconfirmed tip for a body like Lindsay – loads of sex. I think we can manage that eh?

Lindsay Lohan Ready to Grow Up

I never thought I’d utter these words, but Lindsay Lohan has said, “My life is different now….It was time to grow up.”

The statement came Friday morning when Lindsay called a Las Vegas radio station and ended up talking to the hosts of Mix 94.1 FM’s morning show. She called to try and win Hannah Montana tickets for a friend’s neices; the station was giving tickets to people who could get celebrities to call and chat.

Linsay said, “I think my life is different now, and it’s changed, and I’m growing up.” She says getting into rehab is the reason she’s been plastered in the headlines lately

She discussed her current plans in the studio as far as her music goes. Not much in the works for the big screen. Lindsay did mention planning a humanitarian trip to Africa.

It’s about time she think of someone else….

Lindsay Lohan’s Syringe Scum

All I can say to this one is, “Eww, gross!” Unless her agent comes back and says she has diabetes, then someone needs to investigate this mess.

Sources from the Shutters Hotes in Santa Monica report that Lindsey recently stayed there with her former boy-toy Riley Giles. Apparently neither of them is a neat freak because the cleaning staff found cigarette butts all over the room. Umm, it’s called an ashtray people – use it!

But the clincher is this – not only did they find butts all over the room, one housekeeper found a bloody syringe that one of the guests had left sitting on the bedside table. In the guest’s defense, it had been neatly placed on a room service tray. Pardon me while I throw up.

Ok, so hotel security came in the room to photograph the needle and then had to call and have someone dispose of it properly because it was considered hazordous waste.

LiLo, if you’re gonna shoot up, at least have the decency to dispose of the trash yourself. Blech!

Wanted: Tanning Tips for Lindsay

Ok, so we all remember The Parent Trap and know that Lindsay is a natural, freckle faced redhead. And we all know people like that burn easily, so it’s understandable that Lindsay would choose to go with a rub-on self tanner. But hello!!!

Before using such a product, you’d think she’d learn HOW to use it. Instead the actress turned singer turned criminal and rehab patient definitely got some looks while she was out and about on Friday. But they weren’t because of her blinding beauty.

Instead, people were blinded by the blaring white of her arms. And then confused when they saw the orange-tinted tan on her face and chest. She’s apparently forgotten to apply the lotion on her arms.

Ladies, take my advice. If you’re going to make yourself tan in the winter, make you WHOLE self tan. Before heading out to get her hair straightened, Lindsay could’ve used that advice.

Geez, this is like George Hamilton in reverse.

Lindsay Lohan Freaky

Looks like our stars don’t mean it when they say they are “clean”. After recently reporting clues that Amy Winehouse was up to no good with the white powder; our little Lindsay Lohan has been spotted looking “out of it” at a recent party.

The Mean Girls star has just completed a two-month stay in rehab and has been attending Alcoholic Anonymous meetings.  But sources claim that, at a party on 10th Nov, “She didn’t seem to know what was going on. She couldn’t comprehend anything.”

After being convicted on a DUI charge and being sentenced to the mandatory minimum 4 days, the Freaky Friday actress served just 84 minutes. No wonder celebs these days think they are better than ‘normal’ people. I know people who have served more than that for not paying their TV license on time!

Such talent and beauty. Wake up Lindsay, get your act together! Before your reputation is ruined for good…