January 26th, 2008
Jack Nicholson the Quipper
Jack Nicholson decided to play The Joker with paparazzi last night as he arrived at the London premiere of his flick The Bucket List. As the snappers prepared to, well snap, the actor he quipped, “check my nose first”
What an odd, er, line. What could he possibly mean? Perhaps he was avoiding snaps similar to those taken of Amy Winehouse recently…
Indeed he could also be voted Oldest Shagger of the Year after pulling a move that outshines even the young pretender Russell Brand.
On hearing a shout of “How’s your love life” as he entered the cinema, Jack grabbed a gorgeous brunette, swung her round and replied, “It’s looking up”.
Well done Jack!
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