The general public has another reason to hate her.
Jessica was recently signed as the newest face of the new face of Stampede Light Plus beer.
And I just have to be honest; this new ad campaign is going to be a FAILURE! Let’s face it; you know you can’t sell beer with women in bikinis.
Here’s the rest of the ad for those who can tolerate it:

“I work out and take care of myself. But I also like a cold beer once in a while. That’s why I made a smart choice with a smart beer. Stampede Light, its beer plus.”

Are they seriously letting her use the word smart? Does she even know what smart means?
But enough of the bashing, this is a good thing (for her) at least she still has a job. Because we all know her singing career, well, isn’t doing as good as she’d hope it would.

For those who didn’t hear it before, Joy Behar asked it for us on The View. She said to Barack Obama, presidential candidate, “I understand that you’re related to Brad Pitt, in some way.”

The claim was originally made by the New England Historic Genealogical Society, saying that Brad and Barack are distant cousins. They are related through a man named Edwin Hickman, who died in 1769 in Virginia.

Barack said, “I guess we’re ninth cousins, something, removed - or something. I think he got the better looking side of the gene pool.”

You have to admire his sense of humor!

Jack Nicholson decided to play The Joker with paparazzi last night as he arrived at the London premiere of his flick The Bucket List. As the snappers prepared to, well snap, the actor he quipped, “check my nose first”

What an odd, er, line. What could he possibly mean? Perhaps he was avoiding snaps similar to those taken of Amy Winehouse recently…

Indeed he could also be voted Oldest Shagger of the Year after pulling a move that outshines even the young pretender Russell Brand.

On hearing a shout of “How’s your love life” as he entered the cinema, Jack grabbed a gorgeous brunette, swung her round and replied, “It’s looking up”.

Well done Jack!

With two superstar parents, it’s only natural that the children of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith would catch the acting bug. 9 year old Jaden has already made his Hollywood debut in The Pursuit of Happyness. Now, it’s 7 year old Willow’s turn. See her December 14 in I am Legend.

Smith says of his children, “Jaden is Johnny Depp. He just wants to do good work…He loves acting, he just wants to make good movies. And Willow is Paris Hilton. Willow wants to be on tv!”

He goes on to clarify, “You don’t work with Willow. You work FOR Willow.”

Kudos to Will and Jada for making their children be professional by auditioning for their films instead of just requesting favors. At least they are doing what they can to keep them somewhat grounded.

Can you help but think these kids are adorable?

Ok, so we all remember The Parent Trap and know that Lindsay is a natural, freckle faced redhead. And we all know people like that burn easily, so it’s understandable that Lindsay would choose to go with a rub-on self tanner. But hello!!!

Before using such a product, you’d think she’d learn HOW to use it. Instead the actress turned singer turned criminal and rehab patient definitely got some looks while she was out and about on Friday. But they weren’t because of her blinding beauty.

Instead, people were blinded by the blaring white of her arms. And then confused when they saw the orange-tinted tan on her face and chest. She’s apparently forgotten to apply the lotion on her arms.

Ladies, take my advice. If you’re going to make yourself tan in the winter, make you WHOLE self tan. Before heading out to get her hair straightened, Lindsay could’ve used that advice.

Geez, this is like George Hamilton in reverse.

Britney Spears is well known these days for her self-destructing ways. And with this revelation, the pop wreck will soon be known for liking some kinky self-flagellation as well.

Star magazine, via Rush and Molloy, is reporting that Britney’s new mansion has a ‘Fantasy Room’ loaded with “ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs” as well as a glass jar full of spanking paddles and a mirrored ceiling. There’s also a rack of costumes including schoolgirl, maid and Cinderella.

The dirt sheet also reports that Brit’s house has baby and dog poop painted on the couches and some of the sex gear is laid out in the living room in plain view of the little boys. I think I’m going to hurl.

A typical big-budget mainstream music video takes about 2 or 3 days to film. But Britney Spears is attempting to do the impossible by wanting to do it in just 2 hours!The pop wreck is set to film a music video for her next single ‘Piece of Me’ of Tuesday, November 27. The shoot will start at 8 AM at the restaurant/lounge Social Hollywood which will feature Wayne Isham on the director’s seat. Wayne helmed the video for Brit’s 2002 hit ‘I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman’.

A source on the set tells Us Weekly that Britney has a scheduled visit with her kids on Tuesday and she will only be available to film for two hours, between noon and 2 PM which would explain why along with 15 extras, Britney also has a body double.

I don’t know why she even bothers.

Please… who wrote it for her? Didn’t this women drop out of high school. We’re supposed to believe that she is a fluent writer now? Yeah so nice that she’s bringing attention to this. But how will she out do herself next year? Oh, that’s right, she’ll adopt another kid and the publicity will just never end. Does she even have the time to pick up a pen and write a small daily dairy for herself of her daily happening with the kids and her routine and the time she shares with Brad Pitt? Why Am I saying all this, well because if a person is on tour of the world almost every day, has 4 kids to take care of and the usual commitments and reportedly finding a new house how can she find the time to write to her fans mails and do all this. It is pretty much clear in my mind, that either has a time clock that allows her to work 36 hours in one day out of the possible 24 hours or then her reps having been doing all this work for her and then she puts her name on drafted document.

Fabio is really enjoying his new found 15-minutes. The guy won’t stop talking about the one incident he had with George Clooney at the restaurant. At a Lamborghini event on Wednesday night, he spoke to OK! Magazine and told them ‘his side of the story.’ Did George ever even talk about the fight or this guy? all of you who’s blaming Fabio in this incident need to stfu! George Clooney toons is a real asshole plain and simple. He always have been. it’s just that the media always paints him as this gentleman, next Cary Grant and all that shit. Well, fuck that noise! Clooney is a lowlife phony scumbag! Go Fabio for exposing this piece of shit for what he is. Team Fabio!!! Clooney sucks!!! I think it’s very gentleman-like of him to defend those ladies he was with. Not many guys are like that these days. And yes, George Cloony couldn’t have been more of an ass. He is hot, but he needs to stop thinking he’s God’s gift to women. There are plenty other “hot” guy celebs out there.

Johnny Wright of Wright Entertainment Group (WEG) was once the manager of the hottest teen sensations including NSYNC and Britney Spears. But he is now suing his most famous, albeit controversial client, Britney claiming that she hasn’t paid him commissions which she owed.

WEG managed Britney until February 2003 but was supposed to keep receiving commissions until February 2008. It was for deals that the company negotiated on Brit’s behalf but now WEG is claiming that Brit has stopped paying in December 2006.

The lawsuit, which was filed on Monday, sees WEG seeking for unspecified damages and payment of legal fees.