Sources are claiming that pop punk singer Avril Lavigne is dating the only member of the Kardashian family that refuses to be known as such, Brody Jenner. I’ll leave it up to you guys to decide who ended up lowering their standards on this one. An insider claims that the couple has been hooking up but is trying their best to keep it low key. Who knew that these two actually know what the definition of shame was? Oh well, I wish them the best of luck with the next and last month of their so-called relationship – if they even last that long.
Avril Lavigne recently released ‘Alice’, the theme for Tim Burton’s ‘Alice in Wonderland’ and it is all sorts of crappy. The song was released last week and it’s sitting at the meager #64 spot on the iTunes sales charts. We shouldn’t really be surprised at how badly that song’s doing. Pretty much everything that the Canadian pop punk singer touches turns into crap anyway. I really have to question why they even chose Avril to sing the title track of the movie. I just hope the other songs on the soundtrack aren’t as bad as that one. Otherwise, we’ve got a flop on our hands.
Avril Lavigne recently had an interview with OK! magazine in which she talks about having kids. She says “Oh God! I don’t want to have kids for like 10 years. I still have a lot to do. I don’t even know if I could handle a dog right now. I’m so not ready. Someday I’ll be a mom but not until I’m in my 30s.” Here’s a thought: don’t have kids at all. I don’t think the world can handle some little Avrils running around, acting like douches and ruining everyone’s day. Do the world a favor Avril and don’t procreate. In fact, it would be even better if you stop existing too.
Avril Lavigne cancelled her concert in Barcelona on Sunday. The cause for the cancellation is because the singer and so-called songwriter was said to be in a state of indisposition. Isn’t that always the case? The Canadian singer cancels concerts as often as she changes underwear. It’s either because she was too wasted the night before or there are only about two people in her audience. If you ask me, she should just cancel her whole career all together to save the rest of us from being exposed to her. She’ll be doing the world a great favor if she does that.
Avril Lavigne’s career as a singer is barely alive yet she finds time to make her own fragrance and even make a movie. The 23-year old Canadian singer would like to think that she’s continuing her professional evolution as she has reportedly landed a lead role in a movie. One of the most hated Canadian singers of this day previously had minor parts in ‘The Flock’, ‘Fast Food Nation’ and also provided her voice for the animated movie ‘Over the Hedge’. Avril hasn’t spoken on any specific details about the new film but did say “I’ve got a film role coming up – something you wouldn’t expect from me, something deep and dark.”
