How would you feel if your own father threw you under a bus? If you happen to be Amy Winehouse, you could probably care less when you should really listen. Wino’s dad says that his little girl could die a very slow and painful death. Mitch Winehouse said “She won’t die of a drug overdose, it won’t be that quick. She would die, unfortunately, of emphysema … if she didn’t check her behavior, which she is doing.” She obviously doesn’t check her behavior carefully after what she did at T in the Park. Poppa Wino goes on to add that Wino’s hubby Blake Fielder-Civil will just be an enabler if and when he gets out.

I guess she was really hard up for some booze because Amy Winehouse couldn’t stay inside. Since she was on “house arrest”, no one would let her go get wasted. So, she took it upon herself to find a way.

Amy ran out of her home and hijacked a convertible full of girls, begging them to take her to a pub. There, she got trashed and sat until Daddy Winehouse came to drag her out. He took her home, and a guard was posted at the door to make sure she didn’t leave and make sure no crack dealers came in.

Poor Amy…she’s just a skank nasty ho with too much money.

London police confuse me. The authorities have reportedly caught the two people who allegedly gave Amy Winehouse the drugs that she did on tape but chose to leave Wino out of it. The police say that the two so-called pushers have been charged with conspiracy to supply cocaine and ecstasy to Wino yet the British pop wreck herself has been cleared of any charges from the incident even if she was actually the one caught doing the drugs. The least they could have done was give her the Pete Doherty treatment by making her spend a few days in jail out of a long sentence then set her free.

I would love to know how Amy Winehouse was allowed to get a dirty great love bite on her neck during a prison visit.

The singer emerged from seeing husband Blake Fielder-Civil in jail looking like she’d had a tussle with a vampire. If they can get close enough to suck blood, what extra little gifts could they be sharing?

Enough said.

Amy Winehouse is set to model at this year’s London Fashion Week.

The troubled singer has been approached by top British designer Julien Macdonald to appear in his show at the prestigious event in September.

He said: ‘Amy has great style and she’s an amazing talent, isn’t she? She’s unique.’

However, many fashion critics are worried her scruffy look may inspire a new high-street trend.

A source said: ‘It’s unbelievable – when you see her she is such a mess. She’s always roaming the streets in ripped clothes, like she’s thrown things on, and not on purpose.

‘She goes for a rework of the 50s look, but when she’s out of it, she looks terrible. There’s nothing chic about walking around drunk and screaming in public.’

In February, it was reported Amy was offered $1.00,000 for a one-off performance by French fashion house Louis Vuitton to appear at their show during Paris Fashion Week.

A source said: “Louis Vuitton are huge fans of Amy and think she’ll be the perfect performer during their show, which is one of the most anticipated throughout the week. It’s a lot of money but they know she’ll be worth it.”

Can I have a show of hands from anyone in Camden who hasn’t slept with Amy Winehouse?

Now it’s Babyshambles guitarist Mik Whitnall who has been telling pals he’s bedded the Rehab singer. At least it wasn’t his bandmate Pete Doherty I suppose, but Mik’s hardly wholesome himself.

He is 15 years Amy’s senior, has a long-term girlfriend and has been bragging about his conquest and discussing a birthmark he reckons Amy has in an intimate place.

A pal revealed: “He says they’ve slept together a couple of times. He told a few people after that stuff about her and Alex Haines came out. It’s always supposed to have happened when they’ve been on a bender. Telling people about her birthmark is his way of proving it happened. It’s male bravado.”

Amy has had a fling with photographer Blake Wood as well as current squeeze Alex while her husband Blake Fielder-Civil has been inside. And she and Mik have been spotted getting cosy in bars in Camden, North London.

Mik’s missus Hannah has been having kittens about the amount of time he’s been spending away from home. When he accompanied Amy on her wild binge last week, Hannah was frantically trying to contact her AWOL fella.

Now she’ll be hoping his brags are not true. A source said: “Hannah called his manager, who found him round at Amy’s. It isn’t the first time he’s ended up there.”

Yesterday, Amy went to visit Blake in Pentonville Prison. On her last visit ten days ago she told him she was leaving him. But the jailbird has since been begging her to see him.

After her visit she was so keen for people not to think she had deserted him she pointed at a mark on her neck claiming he gave her a love bite.

A pal revealed: “She doesn’t want it to look like she’s not offering him some support. She’s terrified he’ll do something stupid. But she’s really into Alex.”

She really is a shambles.

Junkie Blake Fielder-Civil has begged wife Amy Winehouse to secretly fund his drug habit behind bars.

The lowlife, 25, told fellow lags he had asked the singer to make payments into the bank account of another con, who would then pass him heroin. He is being held on remand on assault and trial-fixing charges at London’s tough Pentonville jail.

And a prison source revealed: “Blake’s addiction is just as bad as ever and he’s bragging about how he’s been asking Amy to help him get a fix. He showed us the bank details of a known dealer inside Pentonville and said he’d asked Amy to make regular wire transfers to this guy in exchange for heroin. Apparently he wanted each transfer to end in a single pound, so the dealer would know who the money came from.”

The asking price for each “wrap” is said to be £100; four times its street value.

And the source said: “Blake doesn’t care as long as he gets his hit. He’s prepared to put his wife at risk. It shows how desperate he’s become.”

Meanwhile Pentonville’s security chief Andy Watts has written to Blake’s solicitors warning: “There is strong and supported intelligence he is involved in attempting to smuggle drugs into the prison.”

Wild-eyed Amy Winehouse looks a real fright during a bender. The singer, recently out of rehab, hit the town hard again; raising fresh concerns for her health.

Kelly Osbourne was among pals who joined her at trendy London club Bungalow 8.

Another said yesterday: “Amy’s really messed up and in a terrible state. It’s a shame. She had lots of cuts and scabs. We know that the more that turn up, the more drugs she’s on.”

Amy, 24, later returned with friends to her flat in Camden, North London, to party on.

Amy Winehouse is still sticking by her man despite months and months apart. Wino and hubby Blake Fielder-Civil are still trying to make it work. The singer paid a visit to her incarcerated husband at Pentonville Prison on Monday, most likely to tell him about her multiple Grammy wins.

Amy has checked out of rehab this past weekend but her publicists are insisting that she is still being looked after. She’s still under medical supervision and the treatment continues. The only difference is that she is an outpatient now. On Tuesday morning, Wino’s mom Janis appeared on TV to talk about her daughter saying “she’s definitely on the way back”.

You know, if you need help beating your addictions, why not move in with one of the most famous addicts of them all. That’s what Amy Winehouse thinks will help.

Amy is moving in with buddies Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne in their London guesthouse. Amy is close friends with rehab-buddy Kelly Osbourne.

As for Amy’s supposed Grammy performance, the U.S. Embassy in Britain refused to grant her request for a visa, so any performance she gives will have to be via satellite.