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Danii Minogue thankful for not having twins

It seems the singer was pretty scared about the possibility of having more than one child with her boyfriend Kris Smith… but the medical inquiries show that Danii Minogue need not worry about that. This is what Danii Minogue said on the matter: “I don’t know if we’ll find out what we’re having, we haven’t had a chance to think. We know it’s not twins – the doctor said this morning that there’s only one in there and Kris and I both sighed with relief! I’m so tiny, I’m not big enough to fit twins in there – I wouldn’t be able to stand up!” Oh, p’shaw… how would the human species have survived for so long if the loins of our females were so constrictive? Danii Minogue could probably grow a whole brood in there an still be able to walk around unscathed. She need not underestimate the power of human anatomy.