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Amy Winehouse’s new look

Following a few sessions of forced tanning which could probably be called “uninspired” at best, it seems Amy Winehouse decided to show the world the new her. Mitch Winehouse must have pleaded with her a lot recently to give up those foolish Blake Fielder-Civil ideas, so much so that it actually made Amy Winehouse turn into what her father always wished her to be: a pumpkin. Yes, Amy Winehouse is now probably the first orange female in our entire species. This is a new stage in evolution, friends! The world is indeed changing now as the orange people will steadily take over everything for themselves.