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JEREMY PIVEN, HOSPITALIZED

So is “mercury poisoning” the new Hollywood codeword for “exhaustion?” Which is, as you know, the codeword for too much partying, drinking or drugs?

Just kidding!

Dr. Carlon Colker said the alarming levels of mercury in Piven’s system stemmed from his fetish for sushi and Chinese herbs.

Chinese herbs? What kind of herbs are they?

According to his doctor, “He’s disappointed that I had to pull the plug. But I think he’s hurt more by the comments that he’s not trying or that he walked away. He’s been working straight for 30 years. He doesn’t walk away; I tore him away from it.”

Awww, poor Jeremy.

Dr. Colker added that Piven’s mercury levels were “almost six times the upper limit of normal and allowable. It’s the highest level I’ve ever seen.”

Riiiight.

OOPS! Sarah Palin

As if the Palin family couldn’t suffer from another hard blow.

Sherry Johnston – Bristol Palin’s babydaddy’s mommy – has been arrested on drug charges.

Levi Johnston’s mother has been has been charged with “second-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance and fourth-degree misconduct involving controlled substances, or possession”.
according to the Anchorage Daily News.

Mama Johnston was released on a $5,000 bond. To cool off, she, her son, her future daughter-in-law and her mother went out to shoot something.

Bristol’s little love child is due this Saturday, making Sexy Sarah Palin a grandma!

Just in time for Christmas!