The general public has another reason to hate her.
Jessica was recently signed as the newest face of the new face of Stampede Light Plus beer.
And I just have to be honest; this new ad campaign is going to be a FAILURE! Let’s face it; you know you can’t sell beer with women in bikinis.
Here’s the rest of the ad for those who can tolerate it:
“I work out and take care of myself. But I also like a cold beer once in a while. That’s why I made a smart choice with a smart beer. Stampede Light, its beer plus.”
Are they seriously letting her use the word smart? Does she even know what smart means?
But enough of the bashing, this is a good thing (for her) at least she still has a job. Because we all know her singing career, well, isn’t doing as good as she’d hope it would.
Solange Knowles is set to steal the limelight for her sister – by shocking fans with a song about sex and drugs.
Beyonce’s younger sibling has recorded ChampagneChroniKnightCap with Lil’ Wayne for her second album Sol-AngeL and the Hadley St. Dreams.
The song celebrates ditching a night on the tiles for indulging on a saucy night in with booze and getting high with a guy. But the feisty 22-year-old has defended her lyrics, saying they are taken from personal experiences.
She said: “I am unapologetic; I don’t write about things unless they’re true. I’m a grown-ass woman and I’ve experienced grown-ass things.”
We can’t wait to see the costume she’ll be wearing onstage when she debuts the track.
Noel Gallagher may have slagged off the happiest band in rock – but Scouting for Girls are flattered by his attention.
The Oasis star let rip during a drunken rant on Radio 1 earlier this week, calling the trio ‘Scouting For Idiots’.
But it seems frontman Roy Stride was pleasantly surprised by his acid-tongued insult.
“I can’t believe Noel Gallagher’s even talking about us”, said Roy. “Oasis were one of the first bands we ever really loved and to actually get on his radar is pretty special”.
The London-based boys are also desperate for Sir Roger Moore to star in their new video.
Roy suggested the former 007 agent would be the ideal choice to cameo in upcoming track James Bond.
He said: “I tell you what would be brilliant – we should have him just singing, mouthing the words in a chair.”
James Bond will be the fifth single from Scouting For Girls’ self-titled debut album.
Jon Voight has branded Roseanne Barr as “evil” for launching a vicious attack on his daughter Angelina Jolie and her hubby Brad Pitt.
Roseanne posted a bitter tirade against the Hollywood couple on her website, accusing them of donating money to charity for the sole purpose of building themselves a reputation as heroes of humanitarian causes.
The sitcom queen also slated the pair for only splashing out a tiny percentage of their multi-million dollar earnings, hinting they should be parting with a great deal more to better the lives of those less fortunate.
Now veteran actor Jon has hit back, insisting Roseanne can’t be taken seriously after she was exposed as a “psychopathic liar” for allegedly telling tales about her childhood.
He ranted: “We can never be surprised at what vile evil comes from the mouth of a confessed victim of child abuse at the hands of her own parents. Roseanne’s parents responded to the accusation by going on air and slating she is a psychopathic liar and her sister agreed.”
Jon also pointed to the occasion Roseanne sparked outrage with her rendition of the Star Spangled Banner before a 1990 baseball game in San Diego, during which she screeched throughout the tune before grabbing her crotch and spitting.
He added: “That gave us an insight into who she is and what she is capable of saying and doing.”
The Midnight Cowboy legend is also enraged at the comedienne for ridiculing Angelina’s indecision over which presidential candidate to endorse ahead of the US election.
Roseanne wrote on her blog page: “Miss Jolie says she likes John McCain too and hasn’t decided who to endorse… huh? Aren’t you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party’s worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Ronald Reagan?”
She proceeded to call Angelina and her hubby Brad “evil” for “trying to look as if they give a c**p about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more”.
Jamie Lynn Spears hits the shops with baby daughter Maddie Briann amid rumours fiance Casey Aldridge cheated on her while pregnant.
Although her engagement ring was still very prominent, the teen star looked cagey as she cradled the two-month tot after purchasing a new mobile phone.
Perhaps the purchase was a tracking device for Casey?
His ex girlfriend Kelli Dawson rocked the Spears family this week after telling a US tabloid she enjoyed an affair with the 19-year-old while Jamie Lynn was six months pregnant.
And her story was supported by Jamie Lynn’s sister Britney’s first husband Jason Alexander, who revealed that the fling was common knowledge in their hometown.
Casey – who is due to wed Jamie Lynn later this year – has denied the allegations.
Sir Bob Geldof has finally given his blessing to rebel daughter Peaches’ quickie marriage to a US rocker. But as the wild-child, 19, cleared the air with her dad, it emerged that her new hubby tried to ban her from his UK tour this weekend.
Peaches wed Max Drummey, 23, in Las Vegas — after telling Live Aid legend Sir Bob just before.S he faced the music by flying out from London to meet him in Majorca, where he is on holiday with younger daughter Pixie, 17.
After days of angry rows, they were seen airing their differences over her whirlwind romance at a tapas bar in Deia, near to the family’s rented $8million villa.
An onlooker said of Tuesday night’s showdown: “They arrived with Pixie and sat quietly at a corner table on a private terrace. They ordered some vegetarian tapas, but you could tell things were tense because Pixie seemed to be doing a lot of the talking. But after a couple of drinks the atmosphere warmed up and Bob and Peaches were speaking very intensely together. He told her everything was OK and he would support her. Peaches started beaming from ear to ear.”
Sir Bob, 56, and his daughters spent nearly two hours inside Xelini’s — one of Deia’s most popular restaurants and haunt of visiting celebs.
Peaches, who was wearing her wedding ring, and Pixie later went to the nearby Sa Fonda bar. A source said: “Peaches looked like a weight had been lifted from her shoulders. Although Bob was furious about the wedding at first, he’s hugely protective of her and loves her very much — and it was hugely important to Peaches to have his blessing. The meal was a massive breakthrough before Bob meets Max for the first time.”
But back in the UK Peaches was forced to contact gig promoters to get tickets to see Max’s US band Chester French perform this Saturday. Pals claimed her new hubby has been “embarrassed” about all the attention since the wedding and wanted to avoid a public reunion with his wife at the London gig.
A source said: “Max didn’t really want her there. He wants the UK tour to pass without too much attention on him and Peaches. But she sorted out tickets another way so she’ll be there. He wants to sort out where they go from here in private. But she’s got her way, as usual.”
If you were Michael, who would you rather date, Lily Donaldson or Amanda Beard?
Option # 1
Reports claim that Phelps is hooking up with Lily Donaldson. Insiders claim that Donaldson and Phelps met on a shoot and have been dating ever since; both of them are represented by fashion powerhouse IMG.
Option # 2
Other reports claim though that Phelps is dating, co-US team member, Amanda Beard. Amanda Beard is a world class swimmer and has won several competitions. In addition to that, she has also posed for Playboy, giving Donaldson a good run for her money.
So, if you were Michael Phelps who would YOU rather date, A hot model or a hot swimmer?
Patrick Swayze is still smoking – despite fighting pancreatic cancer since January. Golden Globe-nominee Pat recently described himself as a “miracle man”, who is winning his battle against the deadly disease.
But he continued to light up between breaks on the set of his latest TV show The Beast. The actor plays an unorthodox FBI agent being pursued by a secret Internal Affairs team.
Since his diagnosis at the beginning of the year, Patrick is believed to have undergone radical chemotherapy to help him beat the cancer.
Avril Lavigne recently had an interview with OK! magazine in which she talks about having kids. She says “Oh God! I don’t want to have kids for like 10 years. I still have a lot to do. I don’t even know if I could handle a dog right now. I’m so not ready. Someday I’ll be a mom but not until I’m in my 30s.” Here’s a thought: don’t have kids at all. I don’t think the world can handle some little Avrils running around, acting like douches and ruining everyone’s day. Do the world a favor Avril and don’t procreate. In fact, it would be even better if you stop existing too.
Despite being in her mid to late 30s and having a daughter, the lady more famously known as Ginger Spice is definitely a MILF. Geri Halliwell got into a little bikini for a photo shoot in the new issue of Hello magazine. Geri says that she hasn’t been willingly photographed in a bikini for years. It’s been seven years to be exact. She adds “People think I’m really confident but I do get self-conscious like many women about stripping off in public. I haven’t been willingly photographed in a bikini for seven years – and I don’t think I’ll do it again. At the moment, I’m a bit curvier, having done the tour, so it was a big mental step forward for me to show my natural self, rather than my worked-out, honed self.” Curvy looks really good on her though so she should flaunt it.
Diddy knows that he’s going to have a lot of raised eyebrows directed at him by calling his latest men’s fragrance I Am King but he doesn’t care. If you had industry sources estimating that the new scent will bring in $100 million for you, will you care? Diddy says “I Am King is a statement about all men. We are all descendents of royalty — and if we carry ourselves and respect ourselves in that manner and believe in ourselves, then we are all kings…It has nothing to do with being arrogant. I Am King is not a statement about myself — I Am King is about every man who is going to go and buy the fragrance.” The fragrance is coming out as a Macy’ exclusive in December and will be out for wide distribution by February. And for the ladies, I Am Queen will be out in Fall 2009.
Amy Winehouse must have gotten just a little more crack happy these days as a new report from the UK says that Wino’s hubby Blake Fielder-Civil has been told that he may be getting out of jail by December 30 of this year if he stays clean. Good luck with that. Blake may even be let out next month for a weekend visit if he behaves himself and stays drug free. Again I say good luck with that. However, some people are still hoping that there will be no Wino reunion. Blake’s mom has supposedly pleaded with him to not go home to Amy. She says “We’re hoping that his probation officer will advise him to stay with us. If he’s linked with drugs on his weekend visit he will lose the right to come out early.”
Jade Goody is pushed in a wheelchair outside hospital by ex-boyfriend Jack Tweed — as she faces a third cancer scare.
The Big Brother legend, 27, cuddled son Freddie, three, as devoted Jack wheeled her around hospital grounds. It followed a week of tests to try to fathom what’s wrong with Jade.
Her agent Mark Thomas said: “We still don’t know what’s wrong but, yes, it is a cancer scare. Jade has undergone a series of tests but the doctors can’t pinpoint the problem. She’s still in pain and it’s a worry.”
Jade fainted at her luxury home in Upshire, Essex, last Saturday — the fourth time she has collapsed. When she came to she realised she had been bleeding.
The mum-of-two rang 999 and was taken to the Princess Alexandra Hospital in Harlow, Essex.
Since then, Freddie and brother Bobby Jack, five — Jade’s sons with TV presenter Jeff Brazier — have been looked after by Jack and Jade’s mum Jackiey.
Mr Thomas added: “Jade and Jack are no longer an item but remain very close friends. He’s helping her out with the kids and has been great.”
Jade was previously tested for bowel cancer in 2006 and ovarian cancer in 2004, but was given the all-clear both times. She suffered a miscarriage last year, but is not currently pregnant.
Jade’s condition stabilised last night and she was released from hospital. But she faces more tests next week.
Jack, 21, who split from Jade earlier this year, is due to be sentenced for assault next month after he attacked a teenager with a golf club.
Pink saws down a tree bearing a love heart containing her and estranged husband Carey Hart’s names in her new music video.
The singer – real name Alecia Moore – is seen attacking the tree branded with a heart saying ‘Alecia and Carey’ in the video for her new single ‘So What’.
Lyrics to the track include: “I guess I just lost my husband. I don’t know where he went. So I’m gonna drink my money. I’m not gonna pay his rent (nope)… I hate marriage. I don’t need you and guess what, I’m havin more fun. And now that we’re done, I’m gonna show you tonight I’m alright. I’m just fine.”
Pink’s new song is likely to come as a shock to motocross racer Carey, who recently admitted he was hoping to reconcile with the singer.
He said: “I would like to have wishful thinking and say, ‘Yes.’ Only time will tell. I hope we maintain a friendship, and who knows what will happen when we get older. For the next three years, we’re both extremely busy people so it’s tough.”
Pink and Carey started dating in 2001 and became engaged in 2005. They married in 2006 and announced their impending split this February.
Earlier this past weekend, new pictures of Miley Cyrus were once again leaked out onto the internet. Even though she keeps on saying that mistakes are made so we can learn from them, how many more of these mistakes is she going to make? They’re endless! And she wonders why the Mouse House is looking to replace her. If she’s doing this to rebel, it’s not going to get her anything but a swift kick in the butt once time comes for her to be replaced. And in my opinion, that’s going to be some time soon. She should really stop uploading her pics anywhere.
John Mayer recently had an interview where he talks about his self-obsessed ways. He says “Celebrities read everything. They are their own biggest stalkers; they know every single gossip site, and every single post as it goes up. They act like they don’t-but they all do… There are people walking around all day having only informed themselves by reading blogs that begin with, ‘Bitch probably’… There’s so much other information out there to be had. Read some fan mail; read about the people who said they were sick for half of last year and your music got them through it. We are terrible at not reading all the data, so that’s how I feel… It’s just as much my responsibility to keep my head out of that, but I read it and I accept it. I also know I can walk outside and somebody will say, ‘I love your record and you got me through some really tough times.’ I love meet and greets more than ever because that’s the other side of the data.”
Kate Hudson is reportedly a single woman again after splitting from Lance Armstrong.
The actress’s luck in love doesn’t appear to be improving as she kisses goodbye to yet another short-term romance. Her relationship with Lance lasted only slightly longer than one of his cycling races.
The pair’s romance first came to light in May when they were spotted kissing at the Cannes Film Festival. Since then they’ve been seen hanging out together on numerous occasions. But Kate and Lance have decided to call time on their short-lived fling.
It marks the latest disastrous chapter in Kate’s lovelife, following her second split from ex Owen Wilson in May.
