Archives for the day Friday, July 4th, 2008

Kylie’s Royal Treatment

Posted on Jul 04, 2008 under Kylie Minogue, Singers | No Comment

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Pop Princess Kylie Minogue was glowing as she left Buckingham Palace in London this morning. The international superstar proudly showed off her OBE medal to the assembled photographers waiting for her. The Australian singer was one of the lucky few to receive an Order of the British Empire from Prince Charles. She’s obviously proud of it. I wonder what it’s for though. Can someone tell me? I’m not really familiar with all the royal awards. I’m not sure what qualifies you to get an OBE. I don’t even know what qualifies you to be a knight or dame. The only royalty I know is music royalty anyway. I could care less for Prince Charles.

Amy Winehouse Runs Away

Posted on Jul 04, 2008 under Amy Winehouse, Music Artist, Rumor | No Comment

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I guess she was really hard up for some booze because Amy Winehouse couldn’t stay inside. Since she was on “house arrest”, no one would let her go get wasted. So, she took it upon herself to find a way.

Amy ran out of her home and hijacked a convertible full of girls, begging them to take her to a pub. There, she got trashed and sat until Daddy Winehouse came to drag her out. He took her home, and a guard was posted at the door to make sure she didn’t leave and make sure no crack dealers came in.

Poor Amy…she’s just a skank nasty ho with too much money.