Says Who Live

Jack Nicholson the Quipper

Jack Nicholson decided to play The Joker with paparazzi last night as he arrived at the London premiere of his flick The Bucket List. As the snappers prepared to, well snap, the actor he quipped, “check my nose first”

What an odd, er, line. What could he possibly mean? Perhaps he was avoiding snaps similar to those taken of Amy Winehouse recently…

Indeed he could also be voted Oldest Shagger of the Year after pulling a move that outshines even the young pretender Russell Brand.

On hearing a shout of “How’s your love life” as he entered the cinema, Jack grabbed a gorgeous brunette, swung her round and replied, “It’s looking up”.

Well done Jack!

Ringo Starr Walks Out on Regis

Ringo Starr chose to walk out on fans and he also chose to walk out on ‘Live with Regis and Kelly’. The 67-year old former Beatle was supposed to appear on the show on Tuesday but moments before he was scheduled to go live, he walked off the set.

Sources are chalking it up to a miscommunication when Ringo was given only 3 minutes to perform a 4-minute, 15-second song. He then chose to hightail it out of there after he wasn’t given any more time. According to his rep, “Ringo left saying, ‘God bless and goodbye. We still love Regis.’”

Wino is Back to Black

The creature which was known as Albino Wino has gone away as the brunette version of Amy Winehouse reemerged on Tuesday night in London. And yes, the beehive was back too – unfortunately. But I can say that it’s much better than her frizzy blonde do. Thankfully, there was no crack pipe in sight when paparazzi caught up to the singer. She was accompanied by her father on the day that shocking pictures were published showing her smoking crack and snorting cocaine. I wonder what daddy dearest thinks of that. But if the past is anything to go by, he’s telling her to go to rehab but she says ‘no, no,no’.