Ok, so we all remember The Parent Trap and know that Lindsay is a natural, freckle faced redhead. And we all know people like that burn easily, so it’s understandable that Lindsay would choose to go with a rub-on self tanner. But hello!!!

Before using such a product, you’d think she’d learn HOW to use it. Instead the actress turned singer turned criminal and rehab patient definitely got some looks while she was out and about on Friday. But they weren’t because of her blinding beauty.

Instead, people were blinded by the blaring white of her arms. And then confused when they saw the orange-tinted tan on her face and chest. She’s apparently forgotten to apply the lotion on her arms.

Ladies, take my advice. If you’re going to make yourself tan in the winter, make you WHOLE self tan. Before heading out to get her hair straightened, Lindsay could’ve used that advice.

Geez, this is like George Hamilton in reverse.

Britney Spears is well known these days for her self-destructing ways. And with this revelation, the pop wreck will soon be known for liking some kinky self-flagellation as well.

Star magazine, via Rush and Molloy, is reporting that Britney’s new mansion has a ‘Fantasy Room’ loaded with “ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs” as well as a glass jar full of spanking paddles and a mirrored ceiling. There’s also a rack of costumes including schoolgirl, maid and Cinderella.

The dirt sheet also reports that Brit’s house has baby and dog poop painted on the couches and some of the sex gear is laid out in the living room in plain view of the little boys. I think I’m going to hurl.

When it comes to pregnant moms in Hollywood, the fad seems to be baring your baby bump in a magazine. Demi Moore did it, Britney Spears did it and now, Christina Aguilera bares it all for the ‘Sexy Mama’ cover article in the January 2008 issue of Marie Claire.

In the interview which accompanies her cover, she talks about pinpointing when she conceived, her pregnancy being a surprise, being pregnant while being on her ‘Back to Basics’ tour, her decision to not announce anything and her domestication.

It’s pretty clear that even though she’s going to be a mom soon, Christina still has some strong opinions regarding her image.

New found Chinese beauty Zhang Zilin won the Miss World contest. This was a first in all Chinese history and yet there wasn’t big fuzz around the country about it.Due to recent governmental issues and to the strict political regime Chinese people live in, the great achievement of the young Chinese woman was not over mediatized…if anything it was almost covered up. Newspapers reported the news with a small pictures on the bottom of their front pages, while the headline article was one about AIDS awareness…TV reports were scarce…The only place where her achievement was properly appreciated by her compatriots was her blog on the internet, hosted by SINA.com. There millions of visitors entered right after she was announced as the winner and all tried to post and congratulate her.