I tell you guys these so called celebrities are a shame on themselves. Give one person who has not indulged in drugs lately or in the past. Lindsay to Paris to Britney to Mick Jagger to all of these people are druggies. They are all so addicted that they carry it in their bags and handbags just incase there is that instant urge to get high and they cannot get someone to their help immediately, so as a matter of precaution they will carry the drugs where ever they are flying, I am amazed that if they carry it while boarding the plane or even on a private jet are they not checked for the luggage they are carrying with them. I know 7 grams of weed is nothing much in quantity but that doesn’t mean you can get away with it. Amy has just in the past few month caught up with the addiction so badly that it’s now her best companion and her recent rehab stay too hasn’t benefited her much. Rehabs are just new hotel where are celeb checks in, enjoy are week laid back and comes out rejuvenated and with renewed vigor to continue that drugs merry.

I hate to agree with Paris, but I think she’d be perfect for a movie version of “Dallas.” It’s going to be a steaming pile anyway, why not go all out? Cast Lohan and Britney too. Might as well, it’s not like they’re casting “Hamlet.” Also, I like her dress. When she’s not dressed like a hooker, she cleans up OK. If this makes anyone feel better about her impending visit to Africa, there are more plane crashes in sub-Saharan Africa than anywhere else in the world because all their airplanes are raggedy-assed, as are their airports and most African countries have cruddy or nonexistent air traffic control. Shit crashes there all the time. So if she actually goes there, she has a better than usual chance of dying in a plane crash. …I’m rather sick of hearing about this skunk but like Anna Nicole you just can’t help but read. I’d be elated if she died one morning choking on her lucky charms but we all know she doesn’t eat… Food that is. They’d find her dead after choking on cock. Hopefully it’d all be on video. Oh that’s right, she’s ‘changed’.