Pamela Anderson Prepares to Be Sawn in Half

Pamela Anderson will be the newest guest star in Hans Klok’s new magic show, “The Beauty of Magic.” The show, which will run at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, originally had Carmen Elektra as the sultry assistant. However, Carmen backed out, for supposed scheduling conflicts. I think she just got cold feet.

Pamela jumped into the empty spot, giddy as a school girl. At a press conference at the Aladdin hotel she popped out of an empty box, revealed as Hans’ latest guest star. She has always wanted to be a Vegas showgirl. I guess Playboy model and actress just wasn’t enough. “My kids are going to love this,” she proclaimed, all smiles. Let’s just hope her clothes don’t disappear as well. Look for “The Beauty of Magic” to open June 8th.